pasta?

Is that supposed to be a joke?
I oughtta find you and severely reprimand you.
I RUINED my pasta-in-a-bag the other night. Was quite furious about it considering it was supposed to be easy as fuck to make---boil cup and half water, half cup milk, dump bag in, cook for ten minutes, done. But I used the wrong size pot and it BOILED OVER EVERYWHERE. Smelled like shit, too.
End of story: I ate my failure. Ate it right up. I deserve nothing less.
Bad times. Goodnight.

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