Mardi Gras March 8th: get fucked up
St. Patrick's Day March 17th: get fucked up
April Fools April 1st: get fucked up
Passover April 19th: get focked up
Earth Day April 22nd: get fucked up
Easter April 24th: get sick on chocolate
Teacher's Day May 3rd: get fucked up
Cinco de Mayo May 5th: get REALLY fucked up
Mother's Day May 8th: get fucked up with Mom
Armed Forces Day May 21st: get fuuuuuuuucked UP
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look like you've got spring all figured out... but you're missing a couple dates in april ;)
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